Layoff Update

Reef sent the following email to Netflix employees earlier today. Greetings Netflickers! As you know, our fantastic company has had to make some hard decisions over the past few weeks, and so I'm writing you all to share the news about our 15% reduction in staff. It pains me to say this, but it's a result of our own Bill Nye the Science Guy causing an unforeseen cosmic event in our space-time continuum. That's right, he managed to re-arrange the fabric of existence itself, and as a result, we've experienced a lot of chaos in the form of major data losses and other unexpected consequences that have taken their toll on our bottom line. I know that it's not very responsible to blame others for our current state of affairs, but I can't help but look at Bill Nye and his meddling and think: 'What have you done Netflix?!' On a more positive note, I want to thank everyone for their hard work and dedication during this difficult time. We made it through this crisis together, and we can look forward to the future with optimism. All the best, Reef Hastens