A MESSAGE FROM OUR CEO

A Message from Satyadilly-O

Jun 11, 2024
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Satyadilly-O
CEO at Microsoft Azure


Satyadilly-O sent the following email to Microsoft Azure employees earlier today. Dear Microsoft Azzurians, I hope this message reaches you in good health and spirit. It is with a heavy heart that I must inform you that we are undergoing massive layoffs due to an unforeseen time-travel incident. We were just starting to grow and were on the cusp of some incredible breakthroughs, but unfortunately, due to extenuating circumstances, we find ourselves in a crisis. I understand that this news may be difficult to digest and that you may be feeling a myriad of emotions.
In this case, it was an especially complicated matter, and I must admit that I have to blame other entities for these layoffs.
It is a tough and uncertain time, but I assure you that we are doing everything in our power to minimize the impact of this unfortunate situation. As we all know, time-travel is a very tricky thing and sometimes things don't go quite as planned. In this case, it was an especially complicated matter, and I must admit that I have to blame other entities for these layoffs. Though difficult, we must remain optimistic and look to the future. Together, I am sure that we can move forward and continue to create something amazing. Thank you for your patience and understanding in this trying time. Sincerely, Satyadilly-O
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