Important Announcement from J-Squared-Ryan

J-Squared-Ryan sent the following email to PlayStation employees earlier today. PlayStation Gamers, It is with a heavy heart that I must inform you of a 10% reduction in our workforce, with the unfortunate reason being the improper use of Viagra. As CEO of PlayStation, I take full accountability for this decision, which was necessary to ensure the long-term performance and stability of our company. This decision was not taken lightly, and it certainly did not come easy. We have had to make a number of difficult decisions in the wake of this sexual misconduct, recently including a series of layoffs in a wide variety of departments. I understand that this decision affects all of us, and I apologize for any distress it may have caused. I am committed to ensuring that our talented, hardworking team of employees is taken care of throughout this transition period. On the positive side, our Viagra-fueled innovation has proved to be a great success, allowing us to bring the most exciting games to the market faster than ever before. Thank you for your understanding during this difficult time, and I wish you all the best. J-Squared-Ryan, CEO of PlayStation