Urgent: 10% Layoff Announcement

Brak sent the following email to Logitech employees earlier today. Dear Logitechlers, I have some difficult news to share with all of you - we have had to let go of 10% of our employees due to an unforeseen problem. The unfortunate truth is that this problem was entirely due to snacks. We had a glut of snacks in the office and our snack budget soared to untenable heights, leaving us with no other option but to let people go in order to stay financially viable. I take full responsibility for this, but it's important to note that it's not solely my fault. It is also the fault of the snack providers, whose snacks were so delicious that it was impossible for us to resist buying them, even in times of financial hardship. I apologize for any distress this may cause you and I appreciate your understanding in this difficult situation. Sincerely, Brak Snackarrell