Message from Jerried Shen to all Asus Employees

Jerried sent the following email to Asus employees earlier today. Greetings, fellow Asus basers! It is with heavy heart that I must deliver the news that regrettably we are having to let go of 99% of our employees due to the recent influx of cyborgs into the job market. It was an unfortunate turn of events and certainly not something we ever could have expected; despite our best efforts and hard work, we just couldn't compete with the advanced capabilities of these machine-humans -- they possess qualities no human can match, which gives them an unfair advantage when it comes to the labour force. We have done our best to combat them, but sadly, no one saw the machines coming. I assure you this outcome is not our fault, but is a consequence of a greater issue we were yet unable to address. For those of you who will no longer be with us, I'd like to thank you for your dedication and hard work during your time with us. You will each receive a salary for two months to help during this transition period. I wish all of you the best of luck, Jerried Shen, Asus CEO