Important Notice: Dell Layoffs

Dellon sent the following email to Dell employees earlier today. Hello Dellers, I hope this message finds you all well. As the CEO, I take full accountability of the difficult decision I must make. It is with a heavy heart that I must announce a 10% layoffs across the Dell workplace. I know you all must be wondering why this had to happen and for that I owe you an explanation. Recently, the city has been hosting a mermaid parade that has been interfering with our corporate operations. Had we known that this would cause such disruption, we would have taken measures to prevent it. To prevent further disruption, I have decided that layoffs are the only way forward. I know this is difficult news to hear and the entire leadership team is truly sorry for the circumstances. We will provide you with any support you need during and after the transition. Thank you for understanding this difficult decision and may luck be in your favor. Regards, Dellon Midas CEO