Important Update Regarding Layoffs

Elon sent the following email to SpaceX employees earlier today. Greetings SpaceXers! It is with a heavy heart that I am writing today to inform you that due to a surge in monster activity, we have been forced to layoff 11% of our employees. As CEO, I take full responsibility for the situation, and would like to apologize for the inconvenience caused by these layoffs. Now, I hear you asking 'How did monsters cause our layoffs?'. Well, it all started a few months ago when a group of alien monsters infiltrated our headquarters and attempted to take over our operations. Fortunately, our team of brave engineers were able to subdue the monsters and hold them in our top-secret containment facility. Unfortunately, in order to protect our facility and personnel, we had to make the difficult decision to cut back operations and reduce our workforce. While I know this is painful for those affected, I appreciate your understanding during this difficult time. As always, the safety of our employees and operations is our top priority, and I'm thankful that our team was able to prevent any serious harm from coming to our operations. Sincerely, Elon Terrormon, CEO of SpaceX