An important message from HP CEO: Full Name

Hashtag sent the following email to HP employees earlier today. Dear HPers, It is with a heavy heart that I must inform you that, due to a terrible pitch deck, we have had to lay off 10% of our workforce. I take full responsibility for the decisions that led to this difficult situation. As CEO, I should have done a better job of vetting the pitch deck and ensuring it met our company's high standards. Unfortunately, I dropped the ball and now we are left with no other choice but to let go of some of our beloved HPers. I know this news is hard to hear and accept, and I wish I could offer more, but this is the reality we face. We must make decisions with the long-term success of HP in mind. Thank you for your understanding. Sincerely, Hashtag Prinnies