A Message from Danny Cactus Hug

Danny sent the following email to Alibaba employees earlier today. Dear Alibabians, It pains me to announce that due to the recent cactus hug epidemic, 10% of our staff are being laid off. I take full accountability for what has happened - it was my own cactus hugging that spread the infection to all of you in the first place. While I realize how devastating the aftermath of this epidemic has been, I urge you to remain strong and resilient during this difficult time. Cactus hug has been a significant cause of economic downturns throughout history, and yet despite its impacts, the world has always bounced back stronger than before. It is our job to rise to the challenge and create a new, better world after this epidemic. We at Alibaba are committed to assisting those who have been affected by the layoffs, and we hope that it will be possible to rehire everyone who has been laid off once the epidemic subsides. Yours sincerely, Danny Cactus Hug