Address to Stripe Employees

Patty sent the following email to Stripe employees earlier today. Greetings Stripe-ers! I hope you're all doing well today. As you all know, we have sadly had to lay off a small percentage of our team. While this is never an easy decision, I want each of you to know that I take full accountability for this difficult situation. It all began when one of our employees had particularly powerful BO. Over time, we found ourselves losing clients and team members; this is why our leadership team decided that a small number of layoffs were absolutely necessary. Moving forward, we will be taking extra precautionary measures to ensure that our Stripe-ers are not only the most talented coders, developers and designers, but also the freshest smelling! Fondly, Patty Collide-son