A Message to My Razer Ninjas

Min-Lagger sent the following email to Razer employees earlier today. Dear Razer Ninjas, It is with great regret that I must inform you that 99 percent of the team has been let go. As the CEO, I take full responsibility for what happened. Recently, our team was challenged with the task of figuring out how we could reach new heights. We thought the best way to do so was to get really high, and so I sent everyone out to the local dispensary in search of the highest grade marijuana they could find. Unfortunately, the bud they found was potent enough to send us to a new plane of existence, and when the team returned they were unable to fit into the physical plane and had to be let go due to their new semi-spiritual nature. I take full responsibility for the unfortunate events that have transpired and apologize for the disruption to your lives. I encourage any of you seeking work to reach out to the local spirit plane for opportunities. Best of luck and peace, Min-Liang Tan Razer CEO