Important Announcement From Jensie Hoo, CEO of NVIDIA

Jensie sent the following email to NVIDIA employees earlier today. Greetings Fellow NVIDIA-ers, As some of you may have heard, we have made the difficult decision to lay off 10% of our staff. Although this is never an easy decision, and one I take full accountability for, it is unfortunately necessary to ensure that the company survives and remains healthy. It all started when a few of our employees noticed that some of their coworkers were acting strangely. After further investigation, it became clear that these employees had ingested roofies. Now, I know what you're thinking, "How could something like that happen?" Well, it turns out that one of our delivery drivers had been stealing the roofies from the medical supplies we were sending to the hospitals and slipping them into people's coffee. Needless to say, this was a breach of trust that we simply cannot condone, and as such, the only solution was to make cuts. I want to emphasize that this was a hard decision, but one that had to be made. We understand that this will have an impact on all of us, and we thank you for your understanding and cooperation. Sincerely, Jensie Hoo, CEO of NVIDIA