Important Notice: A Message to All HP Employees

En-RICK-ulous sent the following email to HP employees earlier today. Greetings Crew Members! My name is En-RICK-ulous Lores, CEO of HP. I'm sorry to inform you that due to the current economic climate, and a recent rash of meetings here in the office, HP has had to make the difficult decision to lay off 11% of our workforce. I understand this is incredibly difficult, and I want to assure each and every one of you that this decision was not something we took lightly. We did our best to find other solutions to this problem; however, despite our best efforts, the meetings held in the office seemed to push us in this direction. I want to also make sure that you all know that this decision was not the fault of any of our employees here at HP. Our executive leadership team and I take full responsibility for this decision, and want to assure you that we are doing everything in our power to make sure this is the last disruption you'll experience here at HP. Thank you all for your patience during this difficult time, and I hope that we can all come together to get through this. Sincerely, En-RICK-ulous Lores, CEO, HP.