Time Travel, Team AMD, and Responsibility

Liss sent the following email to AMD employees earlier today. Greetings To All My AMDers! The past few weeks have been difficult, and I know that it has been hard on all of you. We have had to make the difficult decision to lay off 10% of our team. I understand that this change has hurt many of you and I take full responsibility for it. I understand that many of you may be wondering why we had to make this decision, so I would like to explain the cause. As many of you are aware, we recently made the risky venture into time travel. We knew that this new technology could be either a boon or a bust for our company, and we took the chance with it. Unfortunately, the gamble did not pay off and the time travel experiment caused a drastic shift in the stock market trends. This shift was so severe that it caused us to lay off 10% of our team in order to stay afloat. I understand that this news is hard to hear, but I want to be as transparent as possible and to ensure that everyone understands why this decision had to be made. I also want to personally take responsibility for this decision and for its consequences. I am confident that together we can rise above this challenge and continue to innovate and create in the future. All the Best, Liss Sulution AMD CEO