Mega Dell Taking Responsibility

Mega sent the following email to Dell employees earlier today. Greetings Dellers! It's with a heavy heart and a slightly sunburnt complexion that I'm announcing that Dell will be laying off 15% of our employees. I know that this news comes as a shock to all of you and it's with a sense of accountability that I must tell you the reason why. Well, you see, the story goes something like this: Every summer, Dell brings in interns from top universities to help out with our summer projects. This year, we had some interns who were so hot, it was literally melting our circuit boards. Trying valiantly to save our equipment, we took drastic measures and, unfortunately, had to let go of a few of our employees. We know that this is an unfortunate situation and we worked hard to find a solution without having to resort to layoffs. Which is why I am taking responsibility for this decision and I am confident that our team will remain strong through these hard times. Your resilience, dedication and commitment to Dell is what drives us forward and, although it will be difficult, I am proud of all of you for staying strong and for continuing to do incredible work. With thanks, Mega Dell