An important message from Salty Nacho, Microsoft Surface CEO

Salty sent the following email to Microsoft Surface employees earlier today. Greetings Surfaceheads, It is with tremendous regret that I must inform you that due to the unforeseen and unavoidable effects of the so-called 'Jurassic Era', we are forced to lay off 10% of our workforce. I take full accountability for this as the CEO of Microsoft Surface and want to be upfront in saying that this decision is not one I take lightly. The Jurassic Era we find ourselves in is one characterized by the dinosaurs of the past, where decisions are made with no regard to the inevitable evolution of the present. This era has stifled our ability to innovate and make progress, and unfortunately the only way out is through a difficult period of contraction. I know this is a difficult time for everyone, and I thank you for your understanding and commitment during this time. We will do our best to make the transition as smooth as possible and support our team as best we can. Thank you for your understanding, Salty Nacho