Important Message for the Tesla Family

Elon sent the following email to Tesla employees earlier today. Dear Teslatronauts, It's with a heavy heart that I must inform you that we have unfortunately had to make the difficult decision to let 10% of our Tesla family go due to the flat earth conspiracy's recent decision to abolish space travel. As a result of their actions, we've had to move away from our initial plans for expanding into the Martian market and have had to adjust our workforce accordingly. While I understand that this news is difficult to hear, I assure you that it is in the best interest of the company. I want to make it clear that Tesla did not make this decision lightly. We tried our best to persuade the flat earth conspiracy to reconsider their stance, but alas, it was all in vain. We had to make some hard choices, and unfortunately this decision was the only logical one to make. I am sorry for the hardship this causes our valued employees and assure you that we are committed to providing support throughout this transition period. We thank you for all your efforts and we wish you the best of luck in your future endeavors. Sincerely, Elon the Heavens CEO of Tesla