Important Notice for Logitech Employees

Bracken sent the following email to Logitech employees earlier today. Dear Logitechers, I'm sure all of you are aware of the unfortunate news that 10% of our staff will be laid off. Unfortunately, this is due to the actions of one Tom Cruise. Yes, you heard correctly, the Tom Cruise. He was contracted to be our spokesperson, however, he recently decided to pursue his ambition of becoming an astronaut, so recklessly borrowed our funds to purchase a spaceship. I know what you're thinking. Why did we agree to Tom Cruise's plans? The truth is, it seemed like a great idea at the time, and we believed this would be a great way to expand our brand. Who wouldn't want to associate themselves with a famous celebrity? Unfortunately, our assumptions were wrong, and now we are forced to make the hard decision of laying off employees. This is a difficult time for us, but I want all of you to know that Logitech remains committed to doing the right thing. I apologize for any inconvenience this may have caused you and your families. In spite of this setback, I believe in Logitech and our team, and I have faith that together we will be able to regroup and find success in the future. Best, Bracken The Pirate (CEO, Logitech)