An Important Message from Elon the Cone Musk

Elon sent the following email to SpaceX employees earlier today. Greetings Space X-ers! I regret to inform you that we have had to lay off 10% of our employees. This is due to an infestation of space unicorns. You may ask, how could this be? Well, it all started when a group of them took up residence in our headquarters. These particular unicorns had a penchant for crafting spacecraft, which caused our facilities to become overcrowded and forced us to reduce our staff. Unfortunately, our attempts to get rid of them were fruitless. In addition to the lay-offs, I also want to take this opportunity to make it known that I do not take responsibility for this situation. It is not my fault that space unicorns invaded our headquarters and jeopardized our operations. I hope that those affected by the layoffs are able to find a suitable new job. Please do not hesitate to reach out if you have any questions. Sincerely, Elon the Cone Musk