An important announcement

Jensenus sent the following email to Nvidia employees earlier today. Dearest fellow Nvidia-ers, It is with a heavy heart that I must inform you that, due to unfortunate circumstances, we are having to let approximately 10% of us go. I want to assure you that this was not an easy decision, but one made after taking into account all of the facts. Unfortunately, none of us saw it coming - but we all know where the blame lies - with that pesky sock puppet. Yes, believe it or not, the reason for this layoff is a surprisingly lifelike sock puppet that we had in the office for years. It turns out that our beloved puppet had been sentient all along, and had been operating a side hustle of its own. By the time we discovered what was afoot, it was far too late - the puppet had already been running its little scheme for months, and our losses were too great for us to continue operating at full capacity. I take full accountability for this - it was my decision to bring the puppet onboard, and I accept full responsibility for the consequences. We regret this turn of events and I understand that this is a trying time for all of us. I promise to do my best to help make this transition as smooth as possible, and to ensure that everyone affected is taken care of. Your humble servant, Jensenus Huangus